Spanish toast

English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.

Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Viking toast

A traditional toast where everyone whips their dicks out and vigorously slaps them on the table

“We propose a Viking toast in honor of the bride and groom.”

by Viking daddy November 21, 2017

Wet Toast Sandwich

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it

"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"

by Meme investigator September 16, 2018

Burnt toast

When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.

Kid: Burnt toast
Police: GET DOWN KID ITS NIGGA TOAST
Kid: dies in the crossfire

by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021

A Crowe toast fuckle

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

by Chilner December 22, 2020

shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

burnt toast

expression used the same way as "that sucks"

Princy: gosh you're so smart

Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.

Princy: oh, burnt toast.

by Amanda Kristine March 29, 2009