Teasia

a dumb how who never knows what she is talking about. and that is on harriet. she also has HUGE lips.

OMG, is that Teasia!? she said we had homework, but it was from last yr... dummy, lolll.

by riah <3 October 29, 2019

taser

a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.

After I stretched her out with the shocker, I surprised her by administering the taser with both hands.

by Madison J October 18, 2003

womble teaser

When a women says she will have sex with you, but doesn't
She therefore teases your womble

guy 1 "did you have sex with that girl?
guy 2 "no, she was a womble teaser"

by le jeff March 14, 2009

back teaser

A person who looks very attractive from behind, but upon frontal view is not.

I totally saw this hot girl walking ahead of me, but it turns out she was just a back teaser.

by montskel March 21, 2010

Cock teaser

A cock tease is the lead to blue balls. It is teasing you before sexual intercourse

Dude that girls i was with last night was a cock teaser

by Sex guru May 28, 2018

Cock Teaser

Cock tease

A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."

Me: She sent me her wank videos but says we'll never fuck.
The universe: What a cock teaser!

by Capybara1 August 22, 2021

Afro-teased

When white women who watch too many R&B music videos on TV and believe black men are loving, and affectionate men like they portray themselves to be in their music videos.

Mudshark 1: Did you hear how Karen was treated like a ho by Da'Quan?

Mudshark 2: I heard all about it! She was Afro-teased!

by Strogg78 January 14, 2022