Squidge

The act of squeezing your penis from bottom to top to get the left-over semen out after a nut.

Darn, I forgot to squidge! Now my dick is glued to my undies!

by AGBJ May 14, 2019

squid

A group of boys who like to go around and fuck shit up on weekends.

Girl: Oh my god squid is here and I wanna give them all sloppy toppy

by squiqqa May 17, 2019

Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019

Squidd

When used as a name/nickname, she's the best. She may be very depressed and self deprecating, but she's still great. No matter how you know her, she'll improve your life, no matter how she's involved in it. If you meet a Squidd and she becomes your friend, you'll have someone through thick and thin who will always care.

Person 1: i was feeling really bad, but i talked to Squidd and she made me feel a lot better
Person 2: she always does the same for me. I wish there was a way i could help her with her issues

by SilasTheDisir May 23, 2019

squidgecunt

A bit of good side action but often smelling a bit like garbage

Harry ain't been round much since his new squidgecunt done got him runnin mad

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019