facebook stalker

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.

Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.

by littlestranger November 7, 2006

stalk

Street slang for celery

"Yo, this salad is rockin' my world? What be the secret shizzle in here?"

"It's stalk, beeyotch."

by B-Phat May 27, 2006

Stalkerfack

when you are fully aware of a stalker, and for reasons only apparant to yourself or in aid of a bet you decide to use the stalker's stalkeryness to achieve the level of needs require to fulfil your desire.

Nad: I bet you £5 I get with someone before you do!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!

by cruzaaay February 16, 2010

Stalker's Paradise

A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.

I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.

by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013

Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

by Command C Command V December 16, 2019

cock-stalker

A slut who will either openly or secretly become constantly active in the pursuit of some new dick.

"Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"

by oscar green September 3, 2007

b stalking

when someone gives you so much information to contact them there's no excuse not to talk to them, like backwards stalking

"So how did you date go?"

"Horrible. This chick is b stalking me. I have her facebook, cell, home, e-mail...."

by Jennay200812 June 25, 2008