Smurf

-Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.

- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"

by GIJOE October 26, 2012

Smurf

In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.

Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?

Mike: No that guy was a Smurf

by Paul Munda November 7, 2012

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012

scurfice

A flat, solid object typically used to roll blunts on while in the car.

Grab the scurfice and get started on the dutch.

by Platypus Pat August 10, 2012

Smurfit-Stone

Verb: to recycle in Polish

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!

by It's Me!! June 19, 2013

Smurfit-Stoner

A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.

Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.

by its you June 20, 2013

Smurf

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.

Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"

by GerThaBear September 8, 2013