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Sucker Emcee

One who is disliked for the practice of their own horrible display of want-to-be talent.
Dissed to your face and not recognizing it.
Jeff ain't smooth at spades, he's a sucker emcee.
or
Ja Rule has always been a sucker emcee.
by itsallgood May 8, 2005
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Soccer Mom

A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.
Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!
by Failurebitch May 29, 2018
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Father Sucker

The gay equivalent to Mother Fucker; asshole; jerk; fuck nut; etc.

I suppose it can be used towards a female also, but it's so much easier just to call her a cunt, no?
Fuck you, mother fucker!

No, fuck YOU, father sucker...
by Robrandt July 13, 2006
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mega shocker

Its your standard SHOCKER with the thumb rounding over the clit! Oh yeah this one works!!!
Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"
by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 9, 2009
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Ass-Sucker

1) Sodomy.

2) A stupid person.

3) A Loser.

4) a person that always get questions wrong or try to get answers and advice from bad information.
" Im a ass-sucker...in bed! "," Wow, you got it bad ass-sucker!", " You dumb little ass-sucker!", Any one who uses Wikipedia as their only online source of info is an ass-sucker.
by yo baby's dady! February 17, 2010
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Power Sucker

A person who tries to utilize as much power or authority as possible. This trait is often found in people who actually have little or no power. Therefore, utilizing the "Power Sucking" mindset, they try to hog as much power as possible. Sometimes found in substitute teachers.
Person 1: You can't do that!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: Because I said so! And I am fictionally powerful.
Person 2: You must be a power sucker.
by 50640 May 24, 2010
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KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.
Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.
by Theodore823 August 29, 2010
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