smarterchild

a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM.

Me: i have a huge penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis.

by ricola November 11, 2006

shart

both a Shit and a fart

Oh no thats a shart

by Stan the man 31 January 26, 2009

Smarties Smoke

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke

hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"

Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

shart

when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out

dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.

by arlie September 5, 2004

smarttolietmuscle

Another way of saying the word, "smartass".

Ron was such a smarttolietmuscle for suggesting that we close the door when it's this satandamnedd hot outside.

by Telephony September 5, 2014

Smartage

Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.

- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"

by BumbleTrixx November 29, 2020