by pseudopods April 26, 2005
Get the slutbag mug.One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
by Promoting Synergy Like A Boss June 27, 2009
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Get the slutacious mug.Slut testing is the act of a male envisioning a newly encountered female in a hardcore porn of his choosing, in his mind. If the outcome of the experience is "Yeah she'd totally do that", then you have a slut. If not, you can bring her home to mom.
I saw this librarian today who I thought could be a total slut, but wasn't sure. So I gave her the slut test and I can just tell she's a total slut.
by Headcircus December 17, 2010
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Get the Cunty Slut mug.A rather trampy looking female who wears clothing with as many rhinestones and sequins as humanly possible. This female is often a glowing orange color due to over tanning, heavily made over, and has pin straight hair. Sparkle sluts are known to dance on top of each other in order to gain the attention of males and are considered the dirtiest of all bar inhabitants. Although these loathsome ladies dress to be eye-catching, be warned! You may think you want to get in on that but the allure of a sparkle slut disappears completely overnight as her makeup and your alcohol wear off.
"Wow, look at those sparkle sluts."
"That's an awful thing to call somebody."
"They're dressed entirely in sequins and are making out with and grinding on top of eachother."
"Oh, good call. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole."
"That's an awful thing to call somebody."
"They're dressed entirely in sequins and are making out with and grinding on top of eachother."
"Oh, good call. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole."
by SarahhhKayyy August 19, 2011
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