Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.

John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.

by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

slowdive

A British shoegaze band with the dreamiest sounds.

Hey, you should check out Slowdive; they're rad!

by shoegazeisnotded June 17, 2020

Slowma

this term is used to define a faggot who lives in TBNESSA

person1 asking: who is the Slowma
person2: He is a Faggot

by chingr_bingr December 27, 2022

slowjob

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

slowicide

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

slowmaxxing

slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.

This morning i woke up early and i took 15 minutes making my pour over coffee. Later tonight, im baking the cookie dough i left chilling in the fridge for 48 hours. Yeah, i guess you can say i've been slowmaxxing.

Yo you want to come over later? I slow maxxed yesterday and prepared a 24-hour brisket.

by sudonimb May 10, 2022

Slowdive

Makers of Souvlaki - the best shoegaze record ever made.

Lets put on Slowdive and have sex

by Carbonara April 3, 2008