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Sloppy Mariachi

While you go down on a girl, rapidly use your tongue and vibrate your lips like playing shitty vibrato on a trumpet. Having a dirty Mexican/Pedo mustache is also preferable. Wearing a Sombrero, and a sweaty poncho is optional.
He gave me a sloppy mariachi last night! It was so good!
by Cpt.ThirdWheel December 24, 2014
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slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015
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slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
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Sloppy with Cereal

1. Clumsy and uncoordinated. If one is clumsy, it is as if they would spill cereal if they were to eat it.
2. Unmannered, rude, or ignorant. Someone can be so rude or ignorant it would be as if they don't know how to eat cereal in a well mannered way i.e. slurping the milk, food falling out of your mouth, etc.
3. Extremely thirsty for the opposite sex. Their thirst could be so real it makes them dumb.. To the point they can't eat cereal.
1. You see that boy trippin'?? Dawg he sloppy with Cereal rn!
2. Shut yo sloppy with cereal face up fo' I shut it for ya!
3. Dawg he just be sloppy with cereal over here! He just want any lady he can find! #sws
by Theycallmerocky April 20, 2015
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sloppy chamber

A vagina that's been tore up in order to accommodate rapid dick intake.
Maaaane that chick and her sloppy chamber had me poundin so fast I fired alllll my ammo.
by swingndong May 10, 2015
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Skippy dipper

a man that sticks his penis in a jar of peanut butter so that his dog can lick it off where both parties involved are satisfied
Who needs a girlfriend when you're a Skippy dipper?
by Iwanturusername June 30, 2015
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sloppy butt

Describes when a person's butt is flabby and out of shape. This does not necessarily mean said person's body is out of shape.
Meg: "That girl has perfect hair!"
Blair: "She's got a sloppy butt though"
by Dumptruck1212 June 4, 2016
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