scoatch

a tiny tiny, not even worth saving, amount of buddah

Man smoke that shit thats a damn scoatch

by MrGrinch August 7, 2003

chicken scratch

Bad speed made from chicken feed

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub

by UFO! January 23, 2004

Ali Saatchi

Someone who is medium height, tan, nice and a great guy. He can always be relied on and will never let you down. He is also extremely funny. He is known for starting many jokes and has many inside jokes. He is sometimes associated with a bear or a dog.

Haha, thats so funny, your such an Ali Saatchi.

by Jason Bardones124 May 1, 2011

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007

Satch

when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.

"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"

by Amanda March 7, 2004