Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018

Let's Get It Started

The radio edit of the Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get Retarded."

Let's get it started, ha!
Let's get it started in here!

by anonymous March 15, 2005

starter marriage

Refers to a married couple who probably does not plan on staying together: a "warm up" to a future relationship for both partners. It focuses on convenience instead of commitment.

A starter marriage is the dumbest thing ever. It's an oxymoron becuase the word MARRIAGE infers staying together permamantly. If you don't plan on staying together, why get married? Just break up and stop wasting each other's time for real relationships.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

jacob sartorius

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."

I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.

by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016

Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.

Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.

by J Mit March 23, 2005

Shart

When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.

Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.

by Markwonder March 18, 2011

shart

dude its a word it came from the background of our little heads

o man that schmagler just sharted....in his brothers mouth!!!!!! EWWWWW sick fuck!!!!

by amber and krista July 29, 2004