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Nigerian Sage

A Nigerian or West-African who is respected by all and will not hesitate to Falcon Punch you if irritated, opposed, vilified, et cetera. He may also deliver a Nigerian Punch. It is impossible to describe. If you encounter a Nigerian enraged enough to attack with a Nigerian Punch, do not approach him/her.
James: Hey, man i meet a Nigerian Sage today. It was crazy.

Rick: That's cool. What happened?

James: He beat up Mark. i haven't seen him since.

Mark: Hey guys...

James and Rick: W...T...F.....your face.....
by NigerianSage November 14, 2011
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Sage

A card-game played by travellers from the midlands, UK. Was invented by a Mr C Johnson and L.Ashenden in early 2003.
Fancy a game o' sage?
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