black penis

The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.

Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away

by Trutherstein December 21, 2009

penis leech

A girl or woman who will suck anyones cock, loves to suck cock and will suck cock anywhere

I took out my dick and she started sucking it, she's a total penis leech.

by The7thgeek August 19, 2006

penis

Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US
(from condom slogans):
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.

by alvit June 30, 2009

Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010

Penis Berry

A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.

Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it

by NirvBonner October 30, 2010

electric penis

A penis that moves by the power of batteries or an electrical outlet also known as a vibrating dildo.

I wish i was a girl to try and shove an electric penis in my vagina to see what it feels like.

by Pavelski8 December 21, 2008

Super Sayain Penis

When the penis becomes so filled with semen that it gets larger in size and seems to glow. At this moment the kamehamaha wave is neccesary.

You guys when I was fucking Taylor last night I recieved a super sayain penis and spirit bombed her in the face!

by thatonekidwiththebiddick September 27, 2011