Panda

when you feel tired and hungry and you just feel like doing nothing at all. You know that feeling when you feel really weak and hungry? This is 'panda' at it's worst. You can be panda after a sports event, or just because of a busy lifestyle. Panda's are awesome animals and they also have the best name. Panda is so easy to say and is very catchy at the same time.

Yo let's go play basketball ! Nah man I'm fuckin panda.

Lets go for a walk, nah bro im so panda.

Ughhh what a hard practice..word i'm fukin panda.

Morning after a hangover: Yo wats up? Fuckkkkk dawg im so panda let's reach mc donald's...

by J20- February 23, 2010

panda

a delicious animal
tastes great whaen marinated
sells for 100 dollars a pound

i love teh panda steaks

by Meh=Chips October 2, 2005

Panda Express

A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.

Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.

by partyrockstar222 August 11, 2016

Panda

the American chinese food restaurant Panda Express.

a) what chu wanna eat tonight
b) I don't know I want a lot of food thought
c) well what's open?
d) I dunno. everything in redding closes at 9 o'clock
e) lets go to panda
f) yeah panda
g) hope my noodles aren't crunchy and my chicken is hot

by practicalgreen June 27, 2008

panda sandwich

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.

Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.

by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

Panda Mask

Cumming on a girls face then cutting off ur pubes and throwing them in her face and punching both her eyes giving her the look of a panda

My girlfriend came home ten minutes late last night so i gave that bitch a panda mask

by Pandamonium19214132413289 June 30, 2009

Disgruntled Panda

A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).

Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"

Friend 2: "Sure did man!"

Friend 1: "And?"

Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"

Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."

by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012