Pobsessed

Obsessed with harry potter

She was pobsessed

by Madzorella January 11, 2021

Pause break key

Its a key on your keyboard that does something

human 1: Have you used pause break key on your keyboard?

human 2: no

by bro stop existing April 20, 2021

Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody.

She was a poser that for some reason, people seemed to respect.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Poseidon's burp

When you rip ass so hard it travels forward and gently blows the hair on the bottom of your balls. Can sometimes be a Poseidon's tickle.

Demi Lovato: Whats good drake!
Drake: Broski I just felt Poseidon's burp!

by nhigas May 27, 2021

Poseidon's Rape

Similar to Posiedon's kiss, where toilet water splashes up to touch your butt from the splash of your poop, except it goes up your butthole.

John took a crap and felt Poseidon's rape as the toilet water went straight up his butthole

by catofsad July 26, 2021

Poser

Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.

The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

Poseidon's Wrath

A step up from a Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Wrath occurs when you diarrhea so forcefully into the toilet that you not only get a bit of water on your butthole, but your entire exposed bottom is covered with diarrhea water, including your buttcheeks and ballsack/taint area. A Poseidon's Wrath means more wiping, due to the entire bottom becoming covered in shitwater.

"Dude, I heard that splash from out here. Was that a Poseidon's Kiss?"
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."

by xurban November 30, 2021