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Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death
I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.
by Chou Nox October 17, 2015
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Penile delinquency

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.
Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!
by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019
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Penility

Humiliation felt as a result of exposure of one's miniscule penis
We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.
by xxxx December 10, 2003
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penile

1. someone obsessed with a cock enlargement and exercising his cock muscles

2. when something so gay happens
you are one penile little twat
this fucking copying machine is so penile
by joon August 4, 2003
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penile

a noun used to describe someone or something as being a dick.usually a insult.
dude your so penile.
by Mr.bane December 9, 2008
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penile extension

a car which compensates for your penis that is 1/3 of a micron long when you poped a boner...
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penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.
Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!
by JessD December 30, 2007
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