money-tounge

beaver-tail
a club like device ussually constructed of a sock or small satchel containg coins or other small dense objects; used to inflict pain and cause intimidation.

"after a few licks from the pimps money tounge , the street whore glady payed him."

by Light Breeze February 17, 2003

woody money

woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying

that blokes got woody money

by brynsta May 27, 2018

Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.

Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*

by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019

Livin' Money

To accomplish a difficult goal; to do something awesome and worthy of praise.

After getting accepted into Harvard University with a scholarship, Timothy was Livin' Money.

by Drewster McFly February 20, 2007

Gas Money

Gas Money is a platform that connects homeowners and small business owners with hardworking young adults in their area to complete chores

HS Student 1: "Dude I need to get a job to buy some more gas"

HS Student 2: "Check out Gas Money (gasmoney.app), I made $300 last weekend!"

by cool-stat-guy December 27, 2022

Infinite Money

Bankruptcy go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: If we print Infinite Money, we should an infinite increase in money!

Smart alpha chad wall street economist: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT INFINITE MONEY!!!!!!! YOU'LL BANKRUPT THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: haha infinite money printing go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021