marrien

some dumb bitch with a shlong.

"whats your name?"
"i have a shlong"
"marrien?"

by eric murphy-saget March 11, 2009

Marry Poppins

A mixed drink consisting of melon smirnoff and orange juice.

Dudee I got so fuuuckedd up off that Marry Poppins.. I popped a boner and put on a condom and fell asleep in front of everyone.

by Jonah Hillll July 26, 2009

marriage

verb. The act of marriage (as in on a daily basis). Contextual, only usuable in the context of spouses, never with parents, childrlen, siblings, or animals (at least in most states, need to follow up on Texas).

I marriage you. I can't tonight, I'm marriaging. How did I marriage her today?

by Love ya Jen June 4, 2010

Marriage

Mostly for a mans enjoyment and Sex and Sandwiches

"Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, wife" Todd said after they had sex. This was their life after they decided marriage was the best way to further their relationship

by Js414 October 18, 2012

Marriage

A relationship that lasts for long where a woman takes control of what you do and what you have (basically a woman controlling your shit)

No Example Of Marriage

by Heyhey283 June 11, 2018

Temporary marrage

A marrage in which automaticly ends after a stated number of years. This time limit is built into the marrage contract.
This has been proposed because so many marrages end in divorce anyway.

What do you think about temporary marrage?

by Deep blue 2012 September 14, 2009

married

A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.

Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?

by Floss 69 April 8, 2006