The name ‘Maria’ is the most common name for cougars and older women who date young men. Their curly hair and bubbly personality make them perfectly equip to snatch up young, mostly ginger, short men.
Have you seen Ron Weasley’s new girlfriend? She’s nearly 30! She is such a Maria...
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Maria "Trends are lame! Humans are capable of more!!"
She's right!!
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a smart beautiful girl, who is kinda insecure about herself but most of the time finds herself pretty. She is very nice and almost everytime tells the truth, but she does'nt wanna hurt a person's feeling's so she keep's things to herself. She likes to imitate and make fun of people with her best friend. If someone agues with her she gives that person the silent treatment. Is always excited when talking about fighting, because she has some build anger from all the years she spent on earth.
Jack: I like Maria, I wish she could be my girl.
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A sore loser, who’s favourite filter is the white and black filter that makes Maria look like a scary movie character. Although she has a hard exterior, she can be very nice to her friends.
Person 1: why tf did Maria call you a sociopath
Ven: oh it’s just her way of showing love
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An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
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An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
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An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 19, 2020
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