the milf society

The litest society in oxford for exclusive members only.

“Dude I heard the milf society are in town today, we should go see them!”

by Kool dude October 16, 2017

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Milf

An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23

Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

Miffy

1. Owner of pyscho elvis, occasionally known as an inanimate object

also known as:Miffsters, Miffers, Bucket

1. Straighten up or Miffy'll set P.E. on you!

by Libby February 27, 2003

Miffed

past participle of MILF.
After one crests the apex of "Like To", one graduates to "Did".
Mother I FFuckED. Miffed.

Blake's friend: "Blake, Your mom's a MILF"
Blake's other friend: "Miffed that."
Blake: "Screw you guys."

by crashlanta October 26, 2011

Miffed

Being a little bit annoyed but not super annoyed. Usually cured by making kissy faces

Bruna is miffed at Jordan because he hasn't started his work and yet he remains rattled.

by Jruna October 19, 2017

femboy milf

Femboy milfs are people who are biologically female or male, but also show characteristics of the opposite. Like a biological female with male characters or a biological male with female characters. And they’re also a milf…showing milf characteristics and is a mother to everyone which also feeds their mommy issues.

Adrian: bro they’re sooo hot. But i don’t know their gender and how old they are??
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT

by ItsSarahcha February 26, 2022