An excuse conservatives use because they think that their way is the only way and seem not to realize that in fact, Conservative Loonies exist in droves as well.
by redhed311 April 21, 2005
Get the Liberal Loonies mug.A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.
Me: why are the taxes so damned high?
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
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As its used today, a liberal is someone who still thinks its 1969. A liberal's good taste in music and art is usually off-set by minor priority flaws. You know you're a liberal if you would tie your self to an oil drill before you would give 5 bucks to a homeless man.
by Damn tree-hugging hippie February 19, 2007
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by Skank Hunter January 21, 2017
Get the Pussy homo liberal mug.someone who : doesnt belive in God ( unless that God is named Allah ) , loves homosexuality , hates white people ( especially middle aged white christian males ) , is a hypocrite , is full of hate for the white race , belives its okay to call a white man " cracker " , is scared of radical muslims ( even though they worship the towelheads ) believes America should be destroyed , cant look in the mirror ( especially if theyre white ) worships the black man , pretends to be black , dates anyone but theyre own race ( applies to white women ) is a complete sissy , laughs at black people when they make a joke (even if it wasnt funny ) fells responsible for slavery ( even though it happened 100's of years ago ) , shows up in the mass media every time a black person was wronged but stays quiet when a white person is wronged , is a sore loser, kills children, votes for someone just because the person is black and then accuses others of racism if they dont vote for the balck person too.
If im a liberal i can choose to vote for a presidential canidate just because he's black, and it makes me out to be a hero.
But if i vote for a presidential candidate that i like because of his politics but he happens to be white , my liberal friends will dis-own me and call me a racist
Im a liberal and im a big siisy
Im a liberal cause i like gays and im a gay too
Im a liberal im scared of radical muslims so ill just bend over backwards to please them so they wont kill me
im a liberal and work with this black guy , i laugh at his sillyness cause im scared of him
im a liberal and im a hypocrite
im a white liberal i cant look in the mirror cause im ashamed of slavery that happened 100's of years ago
Im a liberal,Jesus is a fictional character but i'll admit that Allah exists because i dont want my throat cut by a radical muslim
im a white liberal woman i suck and fuck black men cause im scared of them and i hate my father and mother forgiving birth to me in a white family
im a white liberal i learned to act ,walk ,dress ,talk , like a black innner city thug because im ashamed of my white heritage,im a pathetic loser.
But if i vote for a presidential candidate that i like because of his politics but he happens to be white , my liberal friends will dis-own me and call me a racist
Im a liberal and im a big siisy
Im a liberal cause i like gays and im a gay too
Im a liberal im scared of radical muslims so ill just bend over backwards to please them so they wont kill me
im a liberal and work with this black guy , i laugh at his sillyness cause im scared of him
im a liberal and im a hypocrite
im a white liberal i cant look in the mirror cause im ashamed of slavery that happened 100's of years ago
Im a liberal,Jesus is a fictional character but i'll admit that Allah exists because i dont want my throat cut by a radical muslim
im a white liberal woman i suck and fuck black men cause im scared of them and i hate my father and mother forgiving birth to me in a white family
im a white liberal i learned to act ,walk ,dress ,talk , like a black innner city thug because im ashamed of my white heritage,im a pathetic loser.
by thatsrightisaidit March 30, 2011
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by Bobby1874 November 28, 2017
Get the Liberal mug.In a world where sparkle is valued over substance, looking like you have the perfect family is far more important than maintaining one. Same goes for looking like you're an aging hippie. But only when these two pretenses have been combined, granted the pretender earns an average household income of anywhere between 35-60 thousand dollars a year, you have the beginning of a Brady Bunch of Liberals.
BBL refers specifically to a nuclear (two parents and a kid+), lower middle to middle class family that subsists on two -or more, if one of the kids gets a job at the local head shop or 7/11- incomes. They pretend that their domestic life is perfect, but at the same time complain about all the vintage foreign film posters and African inspired baskets they could have bought with their children's tuition money.
The kids, despite living in an upscale city suburb with so much exposure to all that real world hustle 'n' bustle, are flat-out naive. This is because they are A) Too evolved for TV. B) Too poor for TV. C) Watch boot legs of 70's cartoons fanatically. A cult-like celebration is held every time Moon Bird II figures out a cuss word, or Baby Lyric jacks-off in front of Mom's progressive book club.
It is no doubt that Mom and Dad BBL were avid drug users, alcoholics, and over-all complete wastes of space in their hay-day, which is why they're so LIBERAL with letting a 5 year old puff a cigarette or providing their son with the Karma Sutra for his Bar Mitzvah at the recording studio in the ghetto that some guy runs as a synagogue when not paying his bail fine.
So in short: They'll assist a 12-year-old girl to get drunk off her ass for "educational reasons", but seeing as she's been raised in a Brady Bunch of Liberals, she better get her shoes off the couch or "so help me, Fictional Character Known As Jesus!!!!!!!!!!"
BBL refers specifically to a nuclear (two parents and a kid+), lower middle to middle class family that subsists on two -or more, if one of the kids gets a job at the local head shop or 7/11- incomes. They pretend that their domestic life is perfect, but at the same time complain about all the vintage foreign film posters and African inspired baskets they could have bought with their children's tuition money.
The kids, despite living in an upscale city suburb with so much exposure to all that real world hustle 'n' bustle, are flat-out naive. This is because they are A) Too evolved for TV. B) Too poor for TV. C) Watch boot legs of 70's cartoons fanatically. A cult-like celebration is held every time Moon Bird II figures out a cuss word, or Baby Lyric jacks-off in front of Mom's progressive book club.
It is no doubt that Mom and Dad BBL were avid drug users, alcoholics, and over-all complete wastes of space in their hay-day, which is why they're so LIBERAL with letting a 5 year old puff a cigarette or providing their son with the Karma Sutra for his Bar Mitzvah at the recording studio in the ghetto that some guy runs as a synagogue when not paying his bail fine.
So in short: They'll assist a 12-year-old girl to get drunk off her ass for "educational reasons", but seeing as she's been raised in a Brady Bunch of Liberals, she better get her shoes off the couch or "so help me, Fictional Character Known As Jesus!!!!!!!!!!"
Man 1: I saw Man 2 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond yesterday. I swear, his wife's making them a Brady Bunch of Liberals.
Man 3: How so?
Man 1: He was asking the clerk for scented candles in the shape of various religious symbols to "light in the windowsill come Chrismahannukwanza day.
Girl 1: Want to come over tomorrow?
Girl 2: Yeah, we can go to the pool.
Girl 1: Actually, I was wondering if you could come to this protest rally with me and my Mom's girlfriend? It's in DC.
Girl 2: That's sort of far away. I might need to call you some time tonight when I've asked my parents.
Girl 1: Don't call after 7:00, that's Wind-Down time.
Girl 2: ....
Girl 1: You know, meditation, to help me go to sleep...
Girl 2: At 7 PM?
Girl 1: I'll just smoke some pot if I'm not tired yet.
Man 3: How so?
Man 1: He was asking the clerk for scented candles in the shape of various religious symbols to "light in the windowsill come Chrismahannukwanza day.
Girl 1: Want to come over tomorrow?
Girl 2: Yeah, we can go to the pool.
Girl 1: Actually, I was wondering if you could come to this protest rally with me and my Mom's girlfriend? It's in DC.
Girl 2: That's sort of far away. I might need to call you some time tonight when I've asked my parents.
Girl 1: Don't call after 7:00, that's Wind-Down time.
Girl 2: ....
Girl 1: You know, meditation, to help me go to sleep...
Girl 2: At 7 PM?
Girl 1: I'll just smoke some pot if I'm not tired yet.
by MountWashingtonGoatHerder September 10, 2007
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