lick-a-lot-a-puss

A lesbian dinosaur old ass lesbians stone age pussy eating dirty butt sluts

look at them old stone age ass lesbians bitches
I bet they lick-a-lot-a-puss

by donnie123h December 20, 2007

pig licker

someone who makes sexual advances, performs sexual acts, or in general brown noses a cop in order to get out of something illegal

"Kev turned into a dirty pig licker as soon as that 5-oh turned his lights on."
"Yeah, I think he likes that shit... he started to salivate and everything"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

Triple dog lick

The triple dog lick, sexual technique is one that is unmatched in power and emotion. This secret technique, once learned the meaning, it cannot be told or taught to anyone except once a month(The 11th of the month, preferably.) you could only teach it to one person a month as well.
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it

Yo did you triple dog lick last night??
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!

by Kingshlong1 March 17, 2009

Lick

A short phrase in music; most commonly used by jazz or rock musicians.

The lick that saxophonist played was awesome!

by Ben October 30, 2003

lickem

lick balls, totally sucks

you like that movie?
lickem

by moosacka May 6, 2003

Lick's disease

An ailment where there are too many of one thing in an assortment of different things.

First defined by programmers at Maxis when creating Sim City 3000, where a certain building (usually a Lick's Ice Cream Shop) would appear in large nmbers on the map.

"This bag of assorted truffles has Lick's disease, there's too many caramel ones."

by Prussel June 10, 2004