wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
by monos1 February 23, 2018
Get the First class wanker lickermug. A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.
Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.
by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020
Get the Sneaker Lickermug. Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.
by Warcoxx III May 29, 2018
Get the Salty Nutsack Lickermug. That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.
by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021
Get the Screen Lickermug. by SlippySausage December 19, 2023
Get the Stone Lickermug. A person, typically a female, who is overly enthusiastic or sycophantic in their admiration and support for someone, often to an excessive or obsequious degree. This term is considered a female counterpart to "dick rider," implying that the person is metaphorically "licking" up to someone in a manner that is overly eager or fawning.
"Why does she always have to be such a pussy licker around the popular girls? It's like she can't think for herself."
"Being a pussy licker won't get you far; people respect those who stand on their own two feet."
"Being a pussy licker won't get you far; people respect those who stand on their own two feet."
by caseoh's lost brother June 23, 2024
Get the Pussy Lickermug. Ya dude, she was so hot, as soon as we got home, I immediately went on a licker run . She delicious.
by Rigatoni13 October 28, 2017
Get the licker runmug.