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slut yourself into a corner

Hitting on multiple people in the hopes that one will pan out, but getting awkwardly trapped in the middle of shenanigans.

Similar to burning a candle on both ends, when you get close to the center and things have a lot of potential to go wrong, you have to choose which end to blow
I was hitting on these two third-year law students all night, so when the bar was closing and I realized they were friends, I thought "Shit, you just slut yourself into a corner and might go home alone."
by HStCorridor April 29, 2010
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putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.
"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office
by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019
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Introvert

A lot of misinformation from introverts (mis)leads people to think shyness is related to being an introvert. Actually, true introverts are often mouthy and are almost always the center of attention, which is what makes a lot of people mistake them for extroverts.
The introvert had eyes like a camera, always recording everything, this was why you might see him/her on TV or YouTube instead of by himself/herself reading a book or doing something quietly.
by Solid Mantis September 2, 2020
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Suisliding Into DMs

A high risk, high reward, last-ditch attempt at love. When one slides into DMs knowing they will probably fail. Failure will result in social embarrassment. Not for the faint of heart.
I was Suisliding into DMs yesterday, I came off as creepy and now I have no friends and everyone hates me.
by Gigafont June 15, 2018
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right infront of my salad

When your round a friends and he orders a personal chef and while you eat salad there fucking right there
Are you guys fucking? Are you serious!!! Right infront of my salad!?!
by Girlsbumming November 7, 2020
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