Egg In A Bum

similar egg in a nest and egg in a bun but the said person has homosexual tendencies

cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 3, 2007

Christ in a Coke bottle!!

Similar to "Holy crap!", "Jesus Christ!",
or "What the hell?!"

"Christ in a Coke bottle!! Grandpa pissed himself again!"

by Highwizard December 19, 2008

up in a grip

To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.

I'm all up in a grip here. My boss just gave me the Lumberg. Gotta come in on Saturday. No Vegas for me.

by evil adam June 10, 2009

nibba in a suit

A nibba in a suit

“Oh look at that nibba in a suit. He’s fine!”

by Nibba in a suit March 7, 2019

old salt in a new shaker

SAME SALT...nothings changed but the shaker.

I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he

promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids

"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

by footaids123 November 15, 2018

Shave in a lower way

It means shaving the little hair that is on the obvious parts of a girls' body.

This will work perfectly if you are in a situation when your girl has not shaved her arms or legs. You do not like that, but you do not want to offend her either. In such situation you say to her politely:
"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."

by Sajmon March 21, 2008