Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011

Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018

eric is a fag

Eric is super mega fuckin gay, he sucks so much cock (I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAD SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND YOU DICKHEAD)

Eric is a Fag

by themanfromdowntown.3334 June 5, 2016

what we haev hea - is a faihlhuer tew cammyunehkayte

Read it out loud. From one of the best movies of all time (one of the best, not THE best), Cool Hand Luke

Something one can reply to an insult if can't think of anything else. IMMEDIATELY follow up with a painful incrusion to the receiver, lest you risk being attreputed as a "fucking cunt"

In a Juvy Hall:

Jailee: You know what? Fuck the system, fuck the authoratay, FUCK YOUU
Warden: You see children, what weh haev hea es ah faihluer tew cemmyuniehkaite *pistol whips the prisoner's face into mush, then pulls down his zipper and...*

by Naul Pewman February 28, 2005

Isabel

a girl who is actually a pretty cool gal but the girls don't see it. The few gal friends she does have are usually not the MOST attractive. she is kinda easy and most people like her better single. but if she gets into a relationship, she knows how to love. her true friends are guys and her boyfriend gets jealous often. usually has beautiful eyes and dark her. sometimes latino.

isabel rocks dude you're so lucky" "i know

by UrBaNdIcTiOnArYlOvErLoLzXx November 10, 2010

what is a question?

Possibly the most stupid and retarted questin someone could think of because they are asking what a question even though they put it in a form of a question.

What is a question? That is a question. What is?

by Can of Worms December 6, 2006

Isaac

Usually a young man that is very strong and has big hands. Also is very well endowed.

Women 1: Dang Isaac has big hands, and you know what big hands mean?

Women 2: Big gloves?

Women 1: No, it means he has a very large penis.

Women 2: Oh that's nice, I want him to be inside me and please me with his large tool.

Women 1: Careful he likes to get up all in girls guts.

by SkankyManky May 27, 2011