Ford KA

A Vehicle made by the Ford Motor Corporation.
-Ultra low quality styling
-Lowest grade assembling (even low quality chinese factories believed it was crap)
-Has about as much appeal as Grandma Porn
-Has a engine that would struggle to power a lawn mower
-Does the quarter mile somewhere between tuesday and friday
-Causes Instant embarrassment for the driver who should invest in a paper bag for their head.
-Last of all you would be more safe juggling sticks of highly dangerous uranium rather than having an accident in one. (eg. Better chance of surviving a nuclear fallout)

Character 1: Did you hear that James got a Ford KA?
Character 2: Its not funny to make jokes like that
Character 1: I'm Serious!
Character 2: What an absolute cock-bag... James is the lowest form of life and doesn't deserve to live, buying a ford Ka is like worshiping the devil, he is a danger to society and should be shot on sight...

by Gantu February 20, 2008

germany or florida

adam and drews from loveline. caller calls and gives scenario from news, adam and drew try and guess if it happened in germany or florida

a gang used frozen peas in an attempted murder. Germany or Florida?
Germany

by peter December 4, 2003

Ford

Ford means..
For Our Retarded Drivers

Guy 1: I bought a new Ford today!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Ford. -_-
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 3: Lol.

by WhoKickMyDog July 25, 2011

FloriDUH

SE U.S. state. The capital is Tallahassee. Cubans escape to there and old folks retire there.

Remember FloriDUHs voting fiasco? What a bunch of dumbasses.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

Ford

For Only Retarted Drivers

Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.

by Chevy June 28, 2003

ford

Fulfills
Off
Road
Demands

An acronym for Ford.

by NicoleB October 25, 2007

Ford

First On Race Day. Period.

That Ford Mustang GT just beat my Civic!? How can that be?! I thought my 6 foot spoiler and super fast decal stickers made me faster... I don't get it!

by yoyo23 August 22, 2004