A babe that immediately requires being tackled to the floor and fucked. Even though floorable make you cum in your pants on first sight look can be deceiving. Just like a floor they come in ghetto ass linoleum, tile or upper class hardwood. Most floorable women are in the linoleum category but some make tile or even hardwood. This measured by their socioeconomic sex appeal. If you can hit a hardwood floorable bitch right you could be set for life.
James: Hey Mark check that shit out, floorable as fuck. I have to hit that and I mean now. Right now. On the floor. I dont give a fuck.
Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.
James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.
Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.
James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.
by QUANTUM.L0G1K June 6, 2020
Get the Floorable mug.by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020
Get the Floor mug.Related Words
by Google Play Card December 25, 2022
Get the floor pov mug.One the best Zombie Games other than CoD zombies. KF2 is developed by TripWire interactive, released around 2016, and has died off since then, but, if you’ve given up on the Newer Call of Duty’s, and want some blood, drop the 40 bucks on this game. Best investment you’ll make.
by Fagimus September 20, 2022
Get the Killing Floor 2 mug.by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004
Get the the door in the floor mug.when a computer illiterate person thinks they have "something wrong" with their computer when its just them(fingers on the keyboard down to your feet on the floor) usually used as a comical insult by the I.T. guys at work that a regular employee most likely doesn't understand.
office worker: "What was wrong with my computer?"
I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."
I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."
by big chaw mcgraw August 11, 2010
Get the Keyboard to floor interface mug.Whan you smack a girls butt hole with a wet sock that you dipped in clam chowder with tobasco sauce.
by Matsu379 June 2, 2016
Get the Fling flam floom mug.