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Flastbaggered

Brinki was left flastbaggered when she found out that a pussy can turn blue when pregnant.
by ganggangvcoolguy February 15, 2024
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Float me a Franklin

Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
by exuberantshrimpking February 24, 2024
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floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice
she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling
by huge ballsack March 22, 2024
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Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
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floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.
Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.
by technofishy_ May 6, 2024
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Float Life

Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.
Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."

Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."
by digiprints May 8, 2024
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Flastered

A mix between the word flabbergasted and flustered
The human was flastered at that abdominal sentence.
by Mtvebey May 8, 2024
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