Feathering

Feathering is the second pillar/step of the Farming Method only truly being able to be done after completing Milking. Feathering is when you save up hair and use it to goon. This is called feathering because of the relation to birds and feathers and you and your hair.

Bro I can't do the farming method anymore
Bro you spent so much time Milking why not?
I have no hair to be Feathering with because of my alopecia

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024

Feathing

Having gay intercourse with a living bird, specifically pigeon, while it's being put under chinese water-torture in a room with no light sources at all. This is commonly used as a quick sensation of pleasure without the trouble of getting an actual girlfriend and having a compassionate relationship with someone.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3 apparently feathed in a whole vulture last night!
Guy 2: That's BS. He can't even fit comfortably into a pigeon.
Guy 1: Nah, feathing is just has sex with it in a dark room. Chinese water torture for extra fun.
Guy 3: Dude, I cummed like, 3 times in it.

by birde <3 July 30, 2024

feltchamuffin

Where you eat the dirty dick nut outta the cooter of a husky woman...

I saw that guy the other day - he gave Sharon a feltchamuffin

by Capn DiCrunch October 6, 2023

Felchburper

The act of burping or belching as you evacuate your seed from your partners rectum whukst aksi ingesting a large amount of airm causing you to burp or belch,

Rob was going down the dirt road on his girlfriends ass lasy night. He likes to suck his load out of her ass. He must have been really enthusiastic about it though, becuase net thing I hear is a loud belch. Man Rob is a real felchburper.

by totc1 October 8, 2023

featherfest

when girls are fighting for one man

these chicks fighting over me it’s like a featherfest

by old drake November 5, 2023

Feldhake

One who is known to get the bigger women. Normally pulled the fattest bitches known to man kind. Normally can be found browsing the local lot lizards. And also can be heard from miles away running his Jake brake into the local truck stop. Has a weird fetish for 18 year olds who are willing to suck it for $20.

Wow… is that a Feldhake in the truck stop.

by The definition guy69 December 19, 2023

Felchaholic

a person (s) who is addicted to felching.

Hey ! have you ever heard of that local singer from Seattle named Carlos Garcia? ... Yeah i heard he was & is a real felchaholic. Even won the felching nationals 3 times in a row.

by Yu R Kissing My Semen January 16, 2024