Fart Wagon 

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

Fart Wagon by Pheecees August 4, 2022

fart cancelling 

Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.

"Yow, who let out this huge fart?"
"Don't worry. I have fart cancelling integrated in my body"

fart cancelling by William shitespeare October 4, 2023

Fart Bag 

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.

Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.

Fart Bag by WebKoala November 23, 2013

Fart Mathematics 

The mathematics behind farting. They can determine the stink, sound, feel, and even the exact amount of particles in the fart (farticles) that you let out.

I had to use my Fart Mathematics to figure out how many farticles my farts blast out.

Fart Mathematics by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

fart box 

Another name for ass

Did you see the FART BOX on her..?

fart box by Jesse D Farmer May 2, 2005

fart cake 

when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses ass cloud. Even though you can taste it, it's definitely not desert.

I just had a taste of John's fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.

fart cake by jugghead23 May 2, 2003

Fart Cannon 

An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.

When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."

Fart Cannon by PORSCHE NUT May 19, 2010