So fucked

When there is no possible way to get to of the situation. Usually used for when you're looking back at your homework and notice that you have something big like a project due the next day.

I got this essay due tomorrow, and it's worth half my grade! I'm so fucked!

So fucked by Fish Drowned March 7, 2021

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Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

Simmons Fucked by ellispsycho January 5, 2009

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square-fucked

When you're playing tetris and you get three or more square blocks in a row

Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!

square-fucked by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009

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forward fucked

When someone sends a personal or heartfelt text, but turns out that shits just a forward!

John: Dude dillon acted like a douche lastnight!

Steve: yeah, but at least he apologized he sent me a really nice text this morning, bout how were best friends and how he gets outta control sometimes.

John: that MOTHER FUCKER!

Steve: what?

John: he forward fucked our asses!

Steve: whatta Gebroni!

forward fucked by Trevcraig15 January 18, 2011

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Plow Fucked

When a snow plow blocks your car in with snow.

After the Blizzard of 2011, I dug out my car, only to return an hour later after being plow fucked.

Plow Fucked by Austin60915 February 22, 2011

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Friday Fucked

posting of the lyrics, or the word "Friday" on a persons facebook wall, myspace page, or any other social networking site.

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Friday Fucked by JCABBR April 27, 2011

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juzz fucked

To be duped, misled or decieved into purchasing an artists CD after watching said artists amazing performance in a live setting. Upon arriving home and listening to said CD you realise that its quality is vastly inferior to the live performance and rue the fact that you are now $20 poorer and have not a CD but a rather expensive frisbee in your possession.

Alicia: "Just listened to the album we picked up at the gig last night. We just got juzz fucked."

Steve: "Damn! Damn! It strikes again!"

juzz fucked by MidgetPornGroove84 August 19, 2011

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