fecalities

A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.

A series of fucked up events.

The shit that happens after you do something stupid.

Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.

Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

Fecal triumph

Masterbating while creating excriment on a toilet; or rather jerkin off while your droppin a duece. Such action comes in handy in instances such as guests staying at your house or more specifically in your room, staying at someone else's house or maybe even at work. When ever the urge comes to perform fecal triumph make sure your a gentlemen and wipe the seat off when your done.

"man you were in the bathroom a long time did you fecal triumph my toilet!"

by Geoffrey McGoover November 7, 2009

Fecoli

A mutant strain of ecoli, particular feline.

My cat Nuka is a particularly vile strain of fecoli, the little shithead.

by Holly Green September 13, 2010

fecal seapage

when u take such a big poop that ur poop is pooping its own poop,usual happens when u drink alot of cheap beer.

im going to have major fecal seapage when i get done drinking this natural ice beer.

by a council hippie December 30, 2010

Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.

As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."

by perogi April 26, 2011

fecal fangs

Having shit under your fingernails

Oh! Old fecal fangs is coming in to get a manicure

by Jane1111 October 17, 2013

Feces Twister

When someone lies upside down on a swivel chair naked so that his ass sticks out in the air. Another person then proceeds to pull the nearest fire alarm and push the naked person down a hallway while spinning in the swivel chair. This man then proceeds to shit out as much dookie and gas as possible to maximize the field of area covered in shit while people try to escape the building in a torrent of ass-wind and shit.

Oh man! He totally pulled off a feces twister during the fire alarm!

by LazyPerson November 26, 2013