Eat your toe day 

August 22nd, eat your toe day

Eat your toe day is when you eat your toes on august 22nd

“Oh! It’s august 22nd, I have to eat my toes!!”

Eat your toe day by Toes.4.life August 22, 2022

eat my dick! ❤️ 

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

eat my dick! ❤️ by efries75 October 17, 2022

Eat Shit Bob 

A common greeting among the Scottish diaspora of eastern Bulgaria.

Mahala: Eat Shit Bob!
Barley: Bob Eat shit!

Eat Shit Bob by Saul315 October 28, 2022

eat my doonies 

to imply for someone to eat their booty cheeks

"yeah i was game-raging so hard i told the guy to eat my doonies"

eat my doonies by bbribs November 15, 2022

Eat the apple! 

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

Eat the apple! by Alby2141 November 19, 2022

Eat shit from John 

To swallow your pride

Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.

Eat shit from John by Soproanomon January 1, 2023

eat a clip 

With the intent of emptying a fully loaded clip on someone in a serious matter!

Tell him I said he can eat a clip if he pulls up

eat a clip by Straight shooter February 13, 2023