Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).

“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”

by большой любовник петуха November 28, 2018

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by Randy Earl wade sain January 7, 2019

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unkle earl

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.

Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of

boi: fuck ima get raped

by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019

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