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disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.
by Dcom001 May 23, 2011
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Disageekment

A situation when two or more individuals possessing better than average technical knowledge disagree about something and exercise debates at length often never coming to any form of resolution in the matter.
Person 1: What happened here officer?

Officer: There seems to have been a disageekment over some Dungeons & Dragons.
by Bizmike November 22, 2011
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Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
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disastercore

The biggest disaster ever... usually happens after some fat guy farts and then explodes.
jimmy: "hey did bob tell you about brad's bubble guts earlier?"
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!
by the baker queen December 23, 2011
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disassemble scaffolding

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.
Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!
by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012
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Disaunus Kinnedy

(Noun) The metal clamp at the top of a clip-board.
"Excuse me sir, do you have any Disaunus Kinnedy's?"

"No sorry Sir, this is Siesta, and I have no idea what you are talking about"
by big john III October 19, 2012
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Disasterbated

The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.
Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
by Baldginger December 12, 2012
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