gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.

Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.

by Grace Noble December 29, 2023

two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch

Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast

by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017

oprah’s couch

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...

Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!

by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019

Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.

I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !

by Dinuel October 1, 2023

strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

by wonie- February 14, 2023

Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”

Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch

by Merle27 February 25, 2019