kentucky condom

A bandana tied around your penis

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana

by Lord_chips September 22, 2017

Condom

A glove penis

I'm keeping my babies safe witha condom

by That guy in the dark alleyway November 18, 2019

Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.

You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove

by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014

Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets

"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"

by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024

captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.

Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .

by Broutiful August 22, 2016

condom

Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.

Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017