Chris

The man of your dreams. Generally a guy you meet in high school. Has a great personality that can lighten up the mood in any given situation. Has great hair, great personality, and a great body. He can be your best friend forever or your worst enemy, but either ways, you'll end up falling for him.

Girl 1: "That guy over there is so cute! I wish I got to know him."
Girl 2: " That's my friend Chris! He's amazing, you should get to know him!"

by All the hoes get naked <3 June 30, 2011

Chris Brown

A form fitting white ribbed sleeveless tank top, often worn by men while working out, lifting weights, or in other instances deemed appropriate for showing off their guns.

John wore a Chris Brown to the gym, hoping that the ladies would notice his muscular arms.

by alternativedrink September 13, 2009

chrysler cirrus

A cross between a Plymouth Neon and a Chrysler Sebring, one of the most pointless cars ever to be assembled. Not sporty enough to be a sports car, and definitely not luxurious enough to be a luxury car. Should be called a Chrysler Circus, because whoever designed this car is in fact a clown.

My Chrysler Cirrus is a piece of monkey-dong.

by WompaWompa23 October 2, 2009

Chris Brown your ass

when you feel you need to beat a woman

if you don't finish washing the dishes i am going to Chris Brown your ass!!

by spydermann01 May 1, 2009

Chris

A Chris will always know how to make you laugh, whether it's with something completely ridculous he says or with his adorable smile. One look into his gorgeous green eyes and you'll be hooked, no doubt. He's not always a fan of cuddling, but what he lacks in cuddle skills he certainly makes up for in bed *wink wink*. He loves giving kisses and will cover you with them if you're lucky enough to snatch one up. If you do catch one, (good luck, Chris is 6'2" so he can probably run faster than you) expect to be swept off your feet.

Girl 1: Whoa, is that Chris you have?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's all mine. HANDS OFF.

by peaches-182 January 2, 2013

Chris

He is the best guy ever. When you first meet him your heart will melt and you'll get butterflies in your stomach :). He has the most beautiful green eyes ever with brown hair that you can just run your fingers through.He is also very sexy. I fell for him right when I saw him. He well make you crack up even at the stupidest stuff. He may hurt you but he doesn't try. I love him with all my heart.

Friend: Omg who is that? He is fine.
Me: Oh that's my boyfriend Chris.

by cmec November 16, 2012

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.

Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.

by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008