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Eagle Check

An act of kindness intended to intercept a sexually inappropriate act performed by a responsible peer. Often considered "cock blocking".

A nationally accredited program at SUNY Brockport. Most commonly performed by jealous bitties.
Jenna: How was last night?
Mike: Great until I was about to get it in, and her stupid fat friend eagle checked my shit!
Jenna: What a cock blocker!

"I was walking down the street and saw a rape goin down so I eagle checked that mother fucker. I guess you could call me a hero."
by Ells Worth October 15, 2011
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check ur privilege

Something people who need to kill themselves say.
Her: Check ur privilege!

You: KYS.
by Jayack February 22, 2017
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checkers

a "Burgers-Fries-Cola" joint found in DC, MD, and VA(possibly in other east coast cities). Quite possibly the best burgers and fries you can get short of being gourmet... beware, they are really big, and really greasy.
Person #1: Do you want to go to McDonalds or Arby's?
Person #2: Nah, let's go to Checkers.
by carmen November 6, 2003
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checkout chick

1. An underpaid worker in a supermarket etc who is worked into the ground and treated like a slave by higher ranking supermarket workers, who are usually in their 40's and are under qualifyed for the real world.

Usually required to work up to 10 hours in a supermarket either all at once or by split shifts, and are forced to act greatful for their existance and act like slave labour is the best thing since sliced bread.

2. Someone who is always happy in any given job.
1. God, that checkout chick hates the supermarket.
2. Lucy is always acting like a f**king checkout chick.
by Nicolexx December 20, 2006
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cheese check

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.
man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.
by Nick1401 November 11, 2007
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chad check

The act of proving your superiority over another male by replying to his dick pic with a picture of your own larger penis, directing all homosexual blame onto the other male for being a dicklet. Only works if the picture you send is, in fact, your own penis, AND if your penis is noticeably larger. Successfully chad checking someone removes all faggotry associated with sending another male a dick pic.
Chad 1: Bro some fag tried to be edgy and sent me a dick pic, so I chad checked his ass
Chad 2: Haha what a fuckin beta, nice bro
by johnnyblins June 1, 2018
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Skeemin' on cheeks

A plot to make unwanted sexual advances on female butt cheeks.
Man CJ was sure Skeemin' on cheeks last night. Did you see him bowling ball grip that girls asshole?
by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009
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