Captain Says

Similar to Simon Says, is a sex game played between a couple where simple captains orders are given to prolong and spread out the desire and anticipation leading up to sex with each party taking a turn repeating Captain Says to the other.

Aya, "Captain Says take one step closer".

Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".

Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".

Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".

et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.

by Walter Phillips September 1, 2013

Captain Janeway

Starlet Captain of the USS Voyager, which was launched in 2371. She is a character in Star Trek Voyager, and made a small appearance as Vice Admiral Janeway, approx. 2 years after returning home from the Delta Quadrant. She is a personal favorite of mine, along with the rest of her crew. Her catchphrase is "Coffee, Black." Or "Theres coffee in that nebula!" She is the first female captain of any Star Trek series.

Captain Janeway is the best captain ever!

by Captain Kathryn Janeway June 18, 2015

Capitalism

God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.

Capitalism - Taking advantage of poor people since 1776 and also establishing world superpowers.

by Bacon is good August 13, 2015

UK captail

A penis, dick, cock..Whichever.

Origins:

Created by AdamTheAlien on a live (and drunken) BlogTV podcast by Tom Milsom aka Hexachordal and Declan Proud aka Moohalaa.

One of the people chatting said he had a 9 inch dick and lived in the "UK captail". AdamTheAlien said that it officially now meant a COCK.

Aeternus_Norem was there to witness that moment.

Hexachordal has a UK captail that has a girth of 5 and a half inches.

I Love UK captail.

by Norem January 3, 2010

capitalism

Capitalism = Getting fucked.

Tony Montana: "Do you know what capitalism is? Getting fucked."

by Reneeeeeeeeeeee August 27, 2006

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE

A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!

YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!

by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009