Blump

The sound a black man's penis makes when it hits against woman's face.

She gave me attitude so i blumped her and she was mine for the day.

Blump, blap

by theblapster November 21, 2010

Blump

The sound a black mans penis makes when it hits a womens head

I blapped her and you could hear that Blump in the next room!

by Flumo November 21, 2010

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

Blumpkin Red Tide

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea

just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face

by another new guy December 10, 2008

Reverse Blumpkin

You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.

Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.

by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009

Blumpkin

on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.

"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."

by Dan Shvartsman November 26, 2007

Blumpkin pie

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.

I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie

by AChan March 24, 2007