Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

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Namia

Namia is beauty with brains

by Bao16 September 19, 2020

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Don't know

Can you find the meaning plz?

Not sure the meaning of the term beauty fish

by Gammaw June 27, 2017

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Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

by scissorbot August 16, 2011

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