Beans

slang word for the prescription pill oxycontin which is a pain killer- opiate derivitave.

"Give me two 80 beans."
"I was smokin a bean last night and I got so fucked up."

by Torpmaster October 1, 2006

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

Beans

Shortened version of 80’s slang term, “cool beans”.

You: Hey! I got you some beer!

Friend: Beans.

by Slim Chance October 8, 2019

beatstabating

Masturbating to the beat of a song
(noun)

While little Jimmy was out playing in the yard, his bigger brother was in his room beatstabating to dub step.

by WillistheThrillist December 8, 2013

beans on

A phrase used to describe a female who would appear to show an interest in a man. She could also be described as being "up for it" - although 'up for what' cannot be easily defined.

A female who grabs your buttocks within 5 minutes of meeting you can be described as 'beans on'

I'm telling you mate, she's beans on.

by cazio July 15, 2009

Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

beansack

The process of placing one's testicles in the anal cavity of his partner.

This occurs after anal intercourse precisely at the moment you pull out. The anus will gape open just long enough to lower your testicals inside. If performed properly the anus will close with your testicals inside, and eureka you've performed the beansack

by Webster1987 January 9, 2016