masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.
"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."
by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012
Get the throw a beatmug. When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.
Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
by DeanAmine October 6, 2010
Get the beat by the monkeymug. Yabadaboobap 😭🔫 yabadababadawatawoowap 😖
by Ur._Mommy July 10, 2021
Get the BEAT DROPmug. by SlappingFascists October 1, 2018
Get the Beat Juicemug. Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!
by Tyresius February 29, 2008
Get the beat skeetmug. Guy with a shaved head. Bald by shaving as apposed to genetics. Reference is to lead singer Jimmy Somerville of Bronski Beat.
by RTG Now August 18, 2011
Get the bronski beatmug. by dj_monged August 8, 2004
Get the Beat Downmug.