Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats.

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by SifuBates June 23, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by мастер Бейтс July 1, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do.

See also: lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by мастер Бейтс July 3, 2021

Bates

The act of beating one’s girlfriend

“Did you hear perran just did a bates”

by Peniscrusher July 20, 2021

batman

When you are having dark sex and you shine a flashlight with a paper bat covering it and your girl looks up and you jam it in her ass as she screams a sound similar to a bat screech.

I totally pulled the batman on Jennifer last night

by cr3my testicle July 29, 2021

Batman on Drugs

An old Youtube and popular ringtone that involves a...weird song that sounds like complete gibberish while Batman shakes his head like he's having a seizure.

Batman on Drugs be like:

HIININININIIINNINNIINNIIIEIEIENININEINEIE

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021