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A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi
That croft fap fif fAM
by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018
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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
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wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
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Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011
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Group Fap

When you and your homies meet up to share your time while fapping together. Its all about brotherhood.
Hey bro,are you coming to that group fap?
by NUT CRACKER 69 January 16, 2024
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FAP

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P. enis
Remember, no FAP November, bust a nut December.
by Lost guy2223 December 3, 2017
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Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022
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