pussy-net

A girl who you don't care about but you try to keep around while trying to get other chicks. Basically, a backup pussy.

-Shit! Jane keeps texting me but I can't keep ignoring her if I want to hit this weekend.
- brah you know you need that pussy-net

by thinker2 April 8, 2015

Athletic pussy

When a girl wants the dick (d) so often that she wakes up to mornin' wood can't "waste it" so she proceeds with foreplay so she doesn't waste a good wood.

Alicia's got that athletic pussy and won't let that mornin' wood go to waste.

by Motazz February 11, 2017

pussy

thing middle school boys really want it's female anatomy and they get 0

BOY: damn girl i want that pussy
GIRL: no
BOY: but im horny please

GIRL: no
TEACHER: you get 0 bitches

by g3nd3rflu1d May 8, 2022

Porcupine pussy

If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine

Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.

Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.

by stonerbobalice July 6, 2016

Don't be a pussy

Because pussies get fucked - Satan @S8nStan

Don't be a pussy if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, because if you are, you will die before the first week of it ends or at least you won't last long, even if you get past the first week.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 14, 2023

Pussy Violence

When 2 or more cats get into a massive fight

"Dude did you see Angela's cats?"
"Yeah that was straight up Pussy Violence"

by Ashton<3 November 29, 2022

Pussy Whipped

When a man compromises his thoughts,goals, and beliefs for a woman. He will go against everything he says or believes in, and completely drop the bro code. Often times men with the name Brian are 69% more at risk of falling victim to the power of the pussy

You know guys, as soon as Brian gets a woman, he is instantly pussy whipped.

Or

We should invite Brian, idk ... Probably no point seeing as he is pussy whipped now.

by Dirt digler May 28, 2020