Dairy Thump

When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course

The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.

by Midwest Thumper January 9, 2021

Kitty Thumper

Kaevon.

Sure, kitty thumper ;)

by Jennifer Rodrigo February 5, 2021

Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 19, 2021

xavier thompson

Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.

Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50

by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021

Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.

“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”

by Libromancer June 8, 2021

Lauren Thompson

Aka- Dookapook and edditsby.I
im going to find where you live lauren...😁4️⃣📸🆔

👹GASONLINE👹

lauren thompson stinky :p

by bigbattygal.com June 29, 2021