suck on my old gurnet

A reactionary exclamation to something or someone you don't agree with. Medway in Kent based particularly the Strood area.

The sort of thing you'd say walking away from someone, rather than something to say to get a reaction. Said with the emphasis on the word gurnet.

Q. Its your turn to to make the tea?

A. Why don't you suck on my old gurnet

(Bad example but couldn't think of a good one, lol)

suck on my old gurnet by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

Suck And Buck

"Suck and buck" is the term used to describe anything that's complete shit (bad ISP for example), but charges you top dollar for the service.

Victim: Man, my Charter bundle costs over 200 dollars a month, but it keeps on having random net cut offs, shitty television service, and my email takes five years to load!

Victim's Friend: Suck and buck dude, suck and buck...

Suck And Buck by Mast of the World September 14, 2010

Suck off the roof 

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.

hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.

Suck off the roof by ysmisu August 23, 2011

suck duck 

A girl that you have on speed dial to suck your dick but don't fuck her at all. She just around when you want some head.

Last night I was in the mood to get some good as head so I called my suck duck over.

suck duck by Panty droppa April 3, 2016

suck my dick nate 

The stupidest Thing to ever say

Boy #1: suck my dick nate
Boy#2: fuck you

suck my dick nate by Vvgb January 7, 2017

suck my sack 

A phrase used as an insult, telling someone to suck your testicles.

"You're stupid."

"You know what? You can suck my sack."

suck my sack by Pene the Great May 21, 2017

suck hair 

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

suck hair by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017